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Published:March 27th, 2011 11:21 EST
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'Sin City' Nightclub Offers Boob Job As Prize! Feminists Outraged!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Australian beach resort nightclub is under investigation for offering breast-enhancement surgery as a prize, authorities say.

Flyers for Sin City in Surfers Paradise promise contestants the chance to `win a boob job valued at $10,000,` although the fine print clarifies the prize is really cash for any use.

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But since the ad suggests the money be spent on plastic surgery, it may violate Queensland`s ban on promoting cosmetic surgery as a prize, the Sydney Morning Herald reports."

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/03/26/Aussie-clubs-breast-offer-may-be-a-bust/UPI-56101301169583/#ixzz1HoB9sg55

I bet those flyers caught the attention of a lot of boobs who imagine that huge fake breasts will make them more desirable to men. Fake boobs are a tactile and aesthetic disaster, very few men are attracted to women sporting fake jugs.

This ad is patently sexist, it suggests that a woman`s worth is in the size of her mammary glands, and that men are imbeciles who go gaga over big hooters.

But feminists shouldn`t get their panties in a twist over it, only a boob would expect political-correctness from a nightclub named "Sin City."

"We don`t see a any advertisement for a $10,000 penis enlargement" one feminist said. If I won the $10,000 I would stuff the money in my wallet, and that would make me more attractive to women than having a surgically enhanced manhood.

Please no angry emails from feminists, it`s called humor.

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