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Published:March 27th, 2011 09:43 EST
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Who Locked Obama Out Of The White House?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"President Obama returned to Washington, D.C., on Wednesday night expecting to face tough questions on Libya, Japan`s earthquake recovery and other major international crises. But a more personal issue stood in the way: he appeared to be locked out of the White House.

Video of the First Family disembarking Air Force One showed Obama approaching the White House and trying to open a french door--that didn`t budge. Barely pausing, he walked to the next set of doors, peering in as he passed, and tried a third set of doors with success." Read More

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The official White House explanation is that the president`s staff wasn`t expecting Obama back until later in the evening.

But what`s really going on? Who locked Obama out of the White House? These are a few of the possible culprits:

BO THE WHITE HOUSE DOG

Bo is the undisputed alpha dog in the White House. Bo occasionally deigns to take Obama for a walk; we`ve all seen video of Bo dragging Obama along on his walks. Bo wanted to show Obama who`s the boss, and he didn`t want to let his "master" in until he started whining.

MICHELLE OBAMA

Why the First Lady would lock out Obama opens up a can of worms. Lest I be accused of gossiping, I`ll say no more.

JOE BIDEN

The doofus locked the doors so he could play around in the Oval Office for a while.

THE SECRET SERVICE

Those boys just love to punk Obama.

REBECCA BLACK

The 13-year old singing sensation is everywhere these days; it`s quite plausible she was in the White House. You can`t blame RB, girl just wanted to have fun, fun, fun, fun...

DONALD TRUMP

The Trumpster doesn`t think Obama should be let back into the White House until he releases his birth certificate.


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