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Published:March 28th, 2011 12:54 EST

Silly Teens Mistake Nude Burglar For A Ghost

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Teens who thought they heard a ghost in their home in San Francisco`s Presidio Heights neighborhood on Saturday night instead found a man masturbating in a bedroom, a police said Monday.

Two girls, ages 14 and 17, and a 17-year-old boy were at home in the 3400 block of Pacific Avenue near Laurel Street at about 9:35 p.m. Saturday when they heard a noise in an adjacent room, police Lt. Troy Dangerfield said.


Officers responded and found the man, identified as Tyrell Brown, 28, inside a closet. Brown was arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct, burglary, and possession of marijuana, according to Dangerfield."


If you`re alone in your house and you hear a noise, for God`s sake don`t assume it`s a ghost. Grab your gun, or anything that can serve as a weapon, and investigate. If you want to play it safe, don`t hesitate to call the cops immediately.

The teens did the right thing by fleeing to a neighbor`s house when they discovered the nude burglar. Discretion is the better part of valor, and the kids lived to tweet about their weird experience.

This perv is giving marijuana smokers a bad name, most weed lovers I know are mellow dudes who go out of their way not to be a nuisance to anyone else.

I sleep with a shotgun underneath my bed, and if Tyrell broke into my home the only way he would ever come back would be as a ghost.

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