March 29th, 2011 13:50 EST
Miracle! Pop Tart Amy Winehouse Takes Up Gardening
"Amy Winehouse has reportedly turned her back on boozy nights out in favour of perfecting her garden.
The Back to Black singer has been taking tips from UK gardening expert Alan Titchmarsh about how to get her garden growing."
Here`s an excerpt from an article that I wrote a couple of weeks ago about Amy`s new addiction: Keeping her house clean.
"The home of the average crackhead resembles a pigpen: Dirty dishes will be piled sky high in the sink, the toilet bowl will be stained yellow, and there will be garbage strewn all over the place.
I hate clean freaks, but I`m delighted that Amy is obsessed with cleaning, it`s a clear sign that she may have finally overcome her addictions to booze and drugs.
Amy`s friends and family should encourage her cleaning fetish by giving her Pine Sol, Windex, and other cleaning supplies."
Being a neat freak is a good indication that a crack addict may have turned over a new leaf, but I still wasn`t convinced that Amy was living clean and sober.
I know a lot of shady characters, but I have never met a drug addict who keeps his house clean and tends a garden. I will never again describe the controversial diva as a druggie or a boozer, unless video emerges showing her bombed out of her mind.
Maybe Amy is growing pot in her backyard. Nah, I will give girlfriend the benefit of the doubt.
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