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Published:March 31st, 2011 16:10 EST
@BronxZoosCobra for President! "Why Not, At Least I'd Be Among My Peers"

@BronxZoosCobra for President! "Why Not, At Least I'd Be Among My Peers"

By Will Roberts

Boy that @BronxZoosCobra is really pickin up speed. He has over 150 thousand Twitter followers in only a few days. However, we must not lose sight that he is armed and dangerous, wait scrap the ARMED part. If he gets one million twitter followers I say he runs on the 2012 Presidential ticket!

Republicans, you are looking for a front runner, this guy knows nothing but being the King. Democrat`s if you need an aggressive candidate if Obama does not work out, BZC is your man. 

I just hope he has a birth certificate to show he`s really from the Bronx. Not that anyone would stop and question him. 

When asked if he will run: "You bet I`ll run, what`s one more snake in Washington matter!  Besides, I am looking forward to getting all my friends together for a party on Air Force One. 


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