April 6th, 2011 12:06 EST
Moron Thief Trapped In Donation Bin For Four Hours
"Police in Britain said a man who attempted to take used clothes from a donation bin became trapped in the container for 4 hours.
Police said the man was trapped in the bin for about 4 hours while firefighters worked to remove the top of the container."
Here in the States, even in small towns, there are usually several locations where the poor can receive used garments for free. I`m sure that in England the destitute can also receive free used clothes from churches and charitable organizations. There was no need for this idiot to attempt to steal used clothes, he was probably too lazy to walk to the nearest soup kitchen.
The man tried to steal used clothes, and in a perfect illustration of poetic justice he found himself entombed in a donation bin of used apparel.
Trapped in a donation bin for four hours while rescue workers and bystanders laugh at your predicament is equivalent to four days in jail. It`s no surprise that the cops arrested but released the clown with a warning.
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