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Published:April 9th, 2011 11:07 EST

Would You Wear Cologne That Smells Like Bacon?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Chicago cologne manufacturer has announced the creation of a new unisex scent designed to make the wearer smell like bacon.

Cologne firm Fargginay said the scent, aptly named Bacon, includes 11 oils, flowers and herbs in a mixture designed to remind users of the smell of the beloved breakfast food, the New York Daily News reported Friday."



I don`t eat quiche, I don`t watch Oprah, I don`t like chick flicks, and I don`t wear cologne. But I love all pork products, especially bacon, and I wouldn`t mind splashing some Bacon cologne on my face.

I don`t mind a woman telling me that I smell like a pig, I would take it as a compliment. But a lady might take exception to a man who tells her she smells like a pig after she dabs on a bit of Bacon perfume. Dudes, if your old lady wears Bacon cologne, just tell her she smells good enough to eat.

Bacon is a steal at only $36 a bottle! Finally a cologne that won`t make a man feel like he`s a metrosexual.

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