April 17th, 2011 11:45 EST
San Diego Zoo Praying Pandas Will Mate
"The San Diego Zoo is giving its pandas some private time this weekend, hoping they will mate.
Female pandas are `in season` only three days a year, but zookeepers believe Bai Yun, 19, a mother of five, is ready. She and Gao Gao, 20, were put together Friday after meeting at the gate that separates their quarters, the Los Angeles Times reported.
It`s not unusual for a dude to complain that his wife is rarely in the mood to make love. Dude, how would you like it if your spouse was in the mood only three days per year?
The love birds are kept apart all year, except for 72 hours in the spring.Let`s hope that Gao Gao gets lucky, so he won`t be miserable all year long.
The couple are shielded from public view to encourage them to do the nasty. Desperate times call for desperate measures, it may be time for some panda porn.
Panda cubs are so cute, I hope there`s a baby Gao Gao in the near future.
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