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Published:April 19th, 2011 00:41 EST

Gross: Mail Carrier Suspended For Defecating In Yard

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The U.S. Postal Service said a mail carrier photographed defecating in an Oregon yard has been suspended without pay.

Don Derfler of Portland said he was home with his son Wednesday when he looked out his living room window and spotted the mail carrier, KGW-TV, Portland, reported Monday.


"He started pulling his pants down and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures," Derfler said." UPI

I`ve always wondered what our hardworking mail carriers do when nature calls, now I know how at least one postal worker handles the situation.

My mailman steps inside the house of a buxom neighbor every once in a while, but I don`t think he`s using the lady`s toilet. His happy expression when he leaves her house leads me to conclude that he`s making a special delivery of the romantic kind.

I get upset when a dog craps in my yard, if a grown man defecated in my yard I would knock the crap out of him.

The mail carrier had a real crappy day, he was suspended without pay.

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