April 20th, 2011 14:21 EST
Hippie Gov. Neil Abercrombie: I Saw The Baby Obama! Yeah, And I Saw Elvis!
"When Trump was asked if he thinks officials in Hawaii are lying about the birth certificate, he answered, `The governor of Hawaii said he was there when he was born. Now do you really believe that the governor of Hawaii was there when he was born? I don`t.`
Hawaii News Now caught up to Governor Neil Abercrombie and asked him to clarify what he meant when he said he was `there.`
`Of course here in Hawaii,` Abercrombie said."
Abercrombie claims he saw the baby Obama just days after he was born. I`m surprised the governor didn`t claim that Obama had a halo.The old hippie has as much credibility as my born-again friend who claims she saw the Baby Jesus taking a bath in the bird bath in her backyard, and my eccentric neighbor who insists he saw Elvis Presley gorging on a Big Whopper at a Burger King in Memphis.
The press has the audacity to portray Americans who demand that Obama release his birth certificate as nuts and kooks, it`s Obama`s supporters on this crucial issue who are the real dingbats.
It doesn`t matter who saw the Baby Jesus, the Baby Obama, or Tinkerbell. What really matters is that nobody has seen Obama`s birth certificate. For the love of God, Obama release the damn birth certificate!
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