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Published:April 22nd, 2011 11:38 EST
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Beer Laced With Viagra Created For Royal Wedding

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British brewery said it has created the world`s first beer laced with Viagra in honor of the upcoming royal wedding.

The Brewdog brewery said the beer, called Royal Virility Performance, contains the same amount of Viagra in three bottles as one erectile dysfunction pill to cut back on the sexually stunting side effects of alcohol consumption, The Sun reported Thursday.

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The brewery said several bottles of the beer, which bear labels reading `Arise Prince Will`" and `Celebrate Big Willy Style` have been sent to Prince William as gifts for the night of his wedding to Kate Middleton.

UPI

My guess is that Prince Will will be sipping Dom Pérignon on the night of his wedding to Kate Middleton.

It`s the millions of commoners upset at the extravagant cost of this sorry spectacle who will be guzzling beer. I doubt that any of these poor sods will buy beer commemorating the wedding of the royal twits.

Any bottle of beer named after a royal dolt will dampen the libido, even if it`s laced with enough Viagra to satisfy a dozen old coots.

I`d rather have one Bud than a six-pac of Arise Prince Will beer.

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