April 25th, 2011 14:12 EST
Another Sign Our Culture Is Sick: Michael Lohan To Star In Reality Show
"Michael Lohan, father of troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is taking the experience of rehab to open waters with plans to launch a rehab center aboard a yacht.
Lohan`s rehab center was tested last week in Florida, using a 130-foot, three-level yacht as the center`s home with two dozen people. If all goes well Michael will be turning his experiment into a reality TV show.
During the boat`s test run a camera crew was on-board to test the premise of the show which will need to be pitched to networks before it becomes a reality."
Andy Warhol`s famous maxim that in the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes needs to be revised to "In the future everyone will have their own reality show."
If a talentless leech scumbag like Michael Lohan can have his own reality series, there`s no reason why you can`t pitch your own reality series to a 3rd rate cable channel.
Michael Lohan has sold private recorded conversations of him talking with Lindsay, there is nothing he won`t do for money.
The premise of Lohan`s reality series sounds like a nightmare, who the hell would want to be aboard a yacht with the likes of Michael Lohan and other D-level stars.
If there`s a God in heaven a hurricane will take dead aim at Lohan`s yacht.
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