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Published:April 25th, 2011 14:12 EST

Another Sign Our Culture Is Sick: Michael Lohan To Star In Reality Show

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Michael Lohan, father of troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is taking the experience of rehab to open waters with plans to launch a rehab center aboard a yacht.

Lohan`s rehab center was tested last week in Florida, using a 130-foot, three-level yacht as the center`s home with two dozen people. If all goes well Michael will be turning his experiment into a reality TV show.


During the boat`s test run a camera crew was on-board to test the premise of the show which will need to be pitched to networks before it becomes a reality."

Andy Warhol`s famous maxim that in the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes needs to be revised to "In the future everyone will have their own reality show."

If a talentless leech scumbag like Michael Lohan can have his own reality series, there`s no reason why you can`t pitch your own reality series to a 3rd rate cable channel.

Michael Lohan has sold private recorded conversations of him talking with Lindsay, there is nothing he won`t do for money.

The premise of Lohan`s reality series sounds like a nightmare, who the hell would want to be aboard a yacht with the likes of Michael Lohan and other D-level stars.

If there`s a God in heaven a hurricane will take dead aim at Lohan`s yacht.

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