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Published:May 2nd, 2011 10:06 EST
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Thief Looks Like A Fool With Pants On The Ground

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A thief trying to run with two cases of shoplifted beer from a Lake Wales, Fla., convenience store tripped and fell in the parking lot, security video shows.

The alleged bandit`s pants came down after he did a face-plant on the pavement, and after struggling to pull them up, he scrambled into a Chevy Malibu with no license plate and took off, scattering leaking cans of Bud Lite across the parking lot."

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A real man doesn`t drink light beer, and he doesn`t risk spending years behind bars by stealing two cases of the stuff. What an idiot!

Homeboy looks like a fool with his pants on the ground. The cops should post the video on YouTube to humiliate this sorry excuse for a human being.

This loser needs to pull up his pants, if he walk around in prison with sagging pants he will be somebody`s wife before you can say "Bud Lite."

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