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Published:May 3rd, 2011 18:24 EST
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Cops Guard Front Door Of Pot Factory, Dudes Steal Weed Via Back Exit

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Thieves came through the back door of a nightclub in Wales that had been converted to a marijuana farm while police were guarding the front, authorities said.

Investigators said Monday the 1,000 plants in the building in Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales, were worth about $500,000, the Daily Mirror reported.

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However, about 5 percent of the contents was removed by a people who stuffed plants into trash bags. A neighbor who spotted the group loading plants into a van called the emergency number but the thieves were able to get away."

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The cops were probably munching on donuts, slurping coffee and shooting the breeze while the courageous thieves were stealing the weed thorough the back door.

The industrious gentlemen are probably home smoking weed, munching on donuts, and making fun of the moron cops.

A nosy neighbor who spotted the fellows loading the marijuana plants into a van called the cops, but they were able to get away. Is it any wonder that most people have a disdain for snitches? If I had witnessed this hilarious spectacle from my living room window, I would probably have laughed so hard that I would have dropped my bong.

Here`s hoping the pot lovers are never caught!

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