May 4th, 2011 13:59 EST
Dude Trapped In Women's Prison Yells For Help! Dear God, Why?
"A mayor in Germany helped rescue a man who became trapped in a women`s prison after mistaking it for a shortcut to a nearby park, police in the northern city of Hildesheim said on Wednesday.
Hildesheim Mayor Henning Blum heard the man`s cries for help while passing by the prison near the city center and notified police who came and freed the 24-year-old.
The prison gate was left open, enabling the hapless fellow to wander in.
If I accidentally wandered into a women`s prison, I wouldn`t call for help. The female prisoners would be in desperate need of male companionship, and they would all be clamoring for my attention. (At least that`s the way things usually work out in a porn movie.)
I suspect that the gentleman may be homosexual, not that there`s anything wrong with being a homosexual. Maybe his luck will change and he will wander inside a men`s prison the next time.
What an interesting story, what was the mayor doing walking by the prison? Do all the guys stroll by this prison hoping that the prison gate has been left open again?
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