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Published:May 7th, 2011 12:16 EST

Moron Bank Robber Demands $80

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Iowa man who allegedly robbed a bank with a note demanding $80 has pleaded not guilty to a charge of second-degree robbery.

Waterloo police said Kurtis Culbert, 28, who was released from prison April 7 in connection with a forgery charge, entered the US Bank branch on Cedar Street April 11 and handed a teller a note demanding $80, the Waterloo-Cedar Falls Courier reported Friday."



This loser bounces from homeless shelters to jails to prisons, if we are lucky his next stop will be the morgue.

To a normal person it doesn`t make any sense to risk a long stretch in prison for a measly eighty bucks, but for this clown that`s a fortune.With that princely sum Kurtis could stock up on cheap wine, cigarettes and snacks.

But the oxygen thief was caught and now it`s back to prison where he belongs.

I hope nobody feels sorry for this pathetic fool, even if a bank robber doesn`t brandish a gun it`s a traumatizing experience for the bank employees. Bleeding hearts should save their sympathy for the victims.

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