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Published:May 9th, 2011 13:35 EST
Herman Cain:  'A Pizza in Every Oven & An Oil Burning Truck in Every Garage!'

Herman Cain: 'A Pizza in Every Oven & An Oil Burning Truck in Every Garage!'

By Will Roberts

Well Republicans had their first debate to see who would be able to see who best fit the ethics, morals, & beliefs of the GOP as they move toward the 2012 Presidential elections and the winner was... the least likely candidate.

Now I said this election might show some of the oddest contenders, (read) Charlie Sheen for Republican President:

But I was being a humorist, not a fortune teller. If this keeps happening I may just start charging!


Herman Cain:  2012 Presidential hopeful.

A Pizza in every oven & an Oil Burning Truck in every garage!


That`s what Republicans need a candidate with a thick crust, extra meaty, mostly made of Dough, & with ties to the Godfather! 

Your friend,




About Will:

Cowboy Act in the Cirque Du Soleil show Viva Elvis in Vegas. Syndicated Cartoon/Humorist - Will Says - A modern Day Will Rogers. 

In this modern day and age American`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water " but take someone`s Internet access away and they won`t last five minutes.

- Will Roberts 

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