May 9th, 2011 11:46 EST
Millions Rejoice! Paula Abdul And Simon Cowell Are Reunited In 'X-Factor'
"Everyone`s favorite reality TV couple are back together. Former `American Idol` judge Paula Abdul has officially taken her seat beside her ex-`Idol` sparring partner Simon Cowell on his upcoming U.S. version of `The X Factor.
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Ashford and Simpson, The Captain and Tennille, Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul.
Martin and Lewis never reunited, but thanks be to God in heaven above, Paula and Simon are back together. Osama bin Laden is dead, the price of oil is going down, and Paula and Simon are reunited, the world is entering a period of love, peace and harmony.
Cowell is snarky and cynical and everything that`s rotten and Paula is sweet and silly, and everything that`s good. This celebrity couple is a ratings magnet, and I predict that the "X-Factor" will overtake "American Idol" as the most popular show on TV.
As long as Paula stays sweet and silly by consuming god only knows what drugs, and Cowell remains constipated and bitter, the "X-Factor" will be a monster hit.
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