May 9th, 2011 10:56 EST
OMG! Gun-Toting Lady Wearing Pink Panties Over Pants Causes Panic In NYC
"A woman carrying a gun and wearing pink panties outside her pants set off a security scare at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York, hotel officials said."
According to a hotel maid Marilyn Michose, 46, was speaking "gobbledygook"; I wouldn`t expect a woman wearing pink panties outside her pants to be reciting Shakespeare.
I`m not sure if the hotel should have called the fashion police, the regular police, or Dr. Phil. If Marilyn was twenty years younger she could have been mistaken for Lady Gaga, she certainly takes her fashion cues from the controversial diva.
Michose was speaking "gobbledygook" and brandishing a gun, maybe she was Sarah Palin.
The moral of t his story is clear: We need more gun regulations. My Bad, the real moral is don`t wear pink panties over your pants unless you are Lady Gaga or Richard Simmons.
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