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Published:May 10th, 2011 11:51 EST

Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Are Separating! Maria Hates The Jerk!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced Monday that they are `amicably separating,` but there was no mention of divorce in their joint statement."


"Amicably separating" is legalise for: We can`t stand each other and we ending this farce. The celebrity couple has been married for 25 years, but the last few years they have spent very little time together. According to TMZ (The Bible of celeb gossip), Maria has been extremely unhappy in her marriage for years. Maria is stick and tired of Arnold`s big ego, womanizing and unstable behavior.


Maria has excellent grounds for divorce, Arnold is as unstable as a Mad Hatter if he thinks he can resurrect his moribund movie career. You ain`t coming back this time Arnold, you are too freakin` old.

I don`t have a smidgen of sympathy for Maria, I despise a wife of a politician who stays in a loveless marriage out of political expediency.

I hope both Maria and Arnold disappear from the spotlight, America is sick and tired of both of them.

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