May 11th, 2011 13:35 EST
Top Ten Reasons Why Snooki Is Worst Person To Sit Next To On An Airplane
"Poor Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi can`t catch a break. She`s earned the dubious distinction of least favorite travel companion in an ongoing Expedia.com Facebook poll."
*Snooki will steal your packet of pretzels if you leave your seat.
*If the pop diva accidentally touches you with her hands, or God forbid her face, she will leave orange smudges from her fake tan on you.
*The pop tart might ask you if you want to join the "Mile High" club.
*The reality star will drive you bonkers chatting about nonsense.
*There`s a good chance Snooki will pass out drunk, land on you, and smother you to death.
*The spoiled star might expect you to give her a pedicure.
*Snooki will threaten to use the bathroom at her seat if the flight attendant doesn`t order the passenger using the restroom in first class to get out immediately.
*Snooki will scream that the cloud men are trying to kill her when the plane flies through clouds.
*Snooki`s favorite hobby? Passing gas and pretending you are the culprit.
*Snooki will demand that you floss her teeth after dinner.
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