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Published:May 13th, 2011 07:59 EST
Newt for President, I will try to be Bi-Parisian, but I am really into woman!

Newt for President, I will try to be Bi-Parisian, but I am really into woman!

By Will Roberts

Newt: IF elected I will be faithful to my party, unless a prettier party comes along!  I promise to be a hands on President... And I will try to be Bi- partisan; HOWEVER, I am really just into woman. 

Will Says... Maybe this candidate would be better suited for the TV show "WIFE SWAP!"

We need a president that is focused on the HEART of America, not the BUTTS! 

Your friend,

 

Will Roberts

 

About Will:

Cowboy Act in the Cirque Du Soleil show Viva Elvis in Vegas. Syndicated Cartoon/Humorist - Will Says - A modern Day Will Rogers. 

 

In this modern day and age American`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water " but take someone`s Internet access away and they won`t last five minutes.

- Will Roberts

 

(Press Photo: http://www.cowboytrails.org/Roberts%20Will%20B&W.jpg) 

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Will Roberts

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"All I Know Is What Little I Read On The Internet!" 

 

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