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Published:May 13th, 2011 11:06 EST

Outrage: Corrupt Lady Gaga Mentors Innocent American Idol Contestants

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lady Gaga may have made some of the American Idol contestants blush with her over-the-top comments on Wednesday`s show. But what we didn`t see was apparently a lot more provocative! 

According to, Idol producers had to censor almost everything about the 25-year-old pop star -- from her potty mouth right down to her shoes! Producers were forced to cover up the heels of the Grammy winner`s black stilettos with an American Idol logo -- because each boasted a Lucite penis!  Read More

"American Idol" is a wholesome family show that the entire family can watch together. Sure Steven Tyler has a penchant for sprinkling his comments with profanities, and Jennifer Lopez` skirts reach almost all the way to the Holy of Holies, but basically it`s fun family entertainment.

gagaLady Gaga is evil, subversive,and quite possibly the spawn of Satan. When the Antichrist is unveiled to the world, Lady Gaga will be his warm-up act.

It was sheer insanity to have Lady Gaga mentor the innocent and pure American Idol contestants. Poor Scotty probably prayed on his knees for an hour to cleanse himself after his encounter with the wicked Gaga.

Country girl Lauren will need pastoral counseling to get over the sight of Lady Gaga sporting shoes with stilettos shaped like a penis.

To counteract the pernicious influence of Lady Gaga, American Idol`s producers should hire the Rev. Billy Graham to mentor the idols next week.