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Published:May 15th, 2011 11:32 EST

OMG! Bristol Palin Has Gone Gangsta And Hollywood!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Bristol suddenly looks like somebody else. Her round face has turned heart-shaped. Her chin and cheekbones are pointed. She`s gone from a very pretty, cherubic-faced frontier mom to total L.A., as in hard, chiseled and weird."


Bristol Palin looked like a cherubic angel, she rocked the round-face look better than Charlie Brown. When the the McCain camp released the news in 2008 that the then teenager Bristol was with child, I assumed her pregnancy was a result of immaculate conception.

I used the past tense in the opening paragraph, because Bristol has totally changed her look.The new Bristol resembles Mary Magdalene more than the Virgin Mary.

Bristol is currently involved in a second reality series, at the rate the pop tart is progressing, her third reality series will probably be based in a brothel.

I`m not surprised that the new Bristol was arrested for speeding in a Cadillac Escalade. Homegirl has gone gangsta, speeding in a vehicle favored by rappers and thugs.

Sarah Palin, tell us again how you instilled family values in your children?

Note: The photo I used for this article is of the heavenly round-faced angelic Bristol. I just can`t bring myself to post a pic of the new trendy Bristol.

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