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Published:May 17th, 2011 12:37 EST

Creep Steals Girl's Pink Bike Hours After His Release From Jail!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in California said they arrested a man seen riding a stolen pink bicycle mere hours after his release from jail.

Glendale police said Michael Toplin, 31, was spotted at about 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, a few hours after his release on parole on a receiving stolen property charge, riding a 10-year-old girl`s pink bicycle that had been reported stolen 10 minutes earlier, the Los Angeles Times reported Monday."


A loser who commits a crime mere hours after his release from jail is a habitual offender who should be locked up until he`s a feeble old man who is incapable of causing any more mischief.

This clown was arrested after the cops spotted him driving a pink bicycle that had been reported stolen. The nitwit was still wearing a black jumpsuit given to inmates who don`t have their own clothing. This dude stuck out like a straight man at a Lady Gaga concert.

The cops should punish Toplin by forcing him to ride his darling pink  bike to his cell. Oh, the prisoners would just love him to death.

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