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Published:May 21st, 2011 12:40 EST

Dude Steals 18-Pack Of Beer To Impress Women

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said a man who stole an 18-pack of Bud Light from a 7-Eleven store told deputies he took the beer to help him get women."


Men try to impress women of refinement and sophistication by choosing just the right wine to go with steak and lobster.


This low life scum was seeking to impress any broad with a pulse by stealing an 18-pack of light beer from a convenience store. He was probably thinking, any woman who sees me toting an 18-pack of beer will think I`m living large, and she will want to hook up with me.

A lady would have to drink all 18 cans of beers before she sleeps with this loser.

The cops caught up with the moron when they found him changing a tire on his truck about three miles from the store. Anthony Hernandez, you are an oxygen thief.

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