May 21st, 2011 12:57 EST
Top Ten Ways To Punish Harold Camping For Being Wrong About End Of World
*Don`t feed Mike Tyson for a couple of days, and then unleash him on Harold Camping.
*Don`t feed Oprah Winfrey for a couple of hours, and then unleash her on Camping.
*Force him to dance the Macarena until he drops dead of a heart attack.
*Force him to attend a "Left Behind" party.
*Take away his $72 million. and give it to skeptic organizations that debunk charlatans.
*Let the fools who sold their homes to prepare for the end of the world squat in his mansion.
*Have an "End of the World for Harold Camping Party", at the end of the party Camping is killed by a member of a competing cult.
*Give him a white robe, a pot to pee on, a calculator, and let him wait for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ on top of a mountain.
*Hit him upside the head with a giant King James Bible.
*Let him spend the rest of his life calculating when Lady Gaga will finally release a song that doesn`t copy Madonna.
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