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Published:May 26th, 2011 11:49 EST
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Fashion Police And Regular Cops Desperate To Catch 'Mullet Bandit"

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Ohio bank robber dubbed the `mullet bandit` by federal authorities appears to have struck again.

The latest heist took place on Wednesday morning at a Key Bank branch on Stringtown Road in Grove City, Ohio.

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The FBI said a man matching the physical description of the mullet-wearing suspect sought in two previous holdups walked into the bank and handed a teller a note, saying he was robbing the bank, had a gun, and would hurt the teller if she did not cooperate."

Reuters

A smart bank robber will seek to appear as inconspicuous as possible, only a brain-damaged criminal will wear a ridiculous hairstyle that was popular in the 80`s I hope that the fashion police beat the hell out of the moron before the real cops get a hold of him.

If anyone in Ohio sees a man wearing a mullet they should beat the holy crap out of him, it doesn`t batter if he`s not the mullet bandit. I wouldn`t want any mullet-wearing nerds ruining the reputation of my city.

I hope the cops looked into the possibility that the suspect may be Billy Ray Cyrus; homeboy hasn`t had a hit in decades and he may be desperate for money.

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