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Published:May 30th, 2011 11:09 EST
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UK Cops Desperate To Nab Goldilocks Burglar

By Robert Paul Reyes

"British police appealed for help Friday in tracing a suspected burglar they have dubbed `Goldilocks` because he breaks into houses, eats food and then has a sleep." Reuters

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The UK has some of the toughest gun control laws in the world. You have a better chance of making out with the Queen of England and her chambermaid at the same time, than you do of obtaining a permit to purchase a gun.

It`s no wonder that a burglar feels emboldened to dine and take a nap at his victim`s home. In the good old US of A it`s our constitutional right to bear arms, and if I come home and find a burglar sleeping on my bed he will be sleeping with the fishes.

If Goldilocks were a female burglar, and I found her sleeping on my bed, I would join her in bed. But I`m no pushover; I would give her a good spanking before I sent her on her way. We need to get tough with criminals.

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