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Published:June 1st, 2011 13:52 EST
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Top Ten Things Trump And Sarah Palin Chatted About At Their Pizza Summit

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Sarah Palin met Donald Trump for dinner Tuesday night, and the US news media may never be the same. From the amount of coverage it got, you`d have thought FDR and Winston Churchill were having pizza in New York to discuss Allied coordination for World War II."

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I wasn`t a fly on the wall, I can only speculate what these two reality stars were gabbing about.

OBAMA`S BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Palin: You were right! Obama wasn`t born in America, he was born in Hawaii!

THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA

Trump: Sarah, you`re absolutely right, the mainstream media is so lame. Look at them peering into the window trying to read our lips. Let`s do this again, next time let`s have lunch at McDonald`s.

BRISTOL PALIN

Trumpster: Bristol has turned int a hot (excuse me I mean intelligent) young lady.

Palin: Don`t you even think about it! It`s too soon to turn in your wife for a younger model.

THE VICE PRESIDENCY

The Donald: Would you consider being my running mate if I change my mind and decide to run?
Palin: I was just going to ask you the same thing.

CHRIS WALLACE

Trump: I don`t want to speak ill of one of your Fox News colleagues, but that Chris Wallace is such an earnest nerd. I eat chumps like him for lunch.

Palin: (laughing) He`s no hunk like my hubby.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN

Trump: How did Greta become your BFF? Doesn`t she scare you? Her plastic surgery was an epic failure; she looks like an evil clown who`s on a mission from God to destroy humankind.

OBAMA`S TELEPROMTER

Trump: I`d rather chat with you than with Obama. I had lunch with him one time, and he brought along his teleprompter.

Palin (glancing at the palm of her hand) Yeah, what a dweeb.

THE PIZZA RESTAURANT

Sarah: Donnie, you picked a great restaurant! Good idea choosing a window seat. I can see the White House from this window.

MICHELE BACHMAN

Trump: What`s your take on Michele Bachman

Sarah: She`s a lot like me. We believe in the same things, except she`s motivated by politics. I`m in it for the money, just like you.

The Donald. (Laughing too hard for a response.)

WILLOW PALIN

Trump: How old is Willow

Palin: You freak! This dinner is over!

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