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Published:June 3rd, 2011 01:00 EST
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Mommie Dearest: Sarah Palin Exploits Piper Palin!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Thanks for ruining our vacation."
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9-Year-Old Piper Palin to a member of the press.
 
These words speak volumes about the innocence of Piper and the wickedness of Sarah Palin.
 
Sarah Palin blatantly used her Down syndrome baby Trig as a prop during the 2008 presidential campaign. Fortunately, Trig will never realize that his biggest value to his mom is as a campaign prop. 
 
But Piper will one day come to resent and despise her mother, for putting her ambitions ahead of the psychological health of her children.
 
Piper would be better of in a bus with Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters. She might accidentally consume some LSD, but she wouldn`t be treated like an object to be exploited.
 
Before Sarah Palin recruited Piper to come along with her on her magical mystery bus tour, she should have explained to her daughter that it wasn`t a real vacation.
 
Poor Piper is under the impression the press is ruining her vacation; little does she know that the object of the tour is to attract the attention of the media.
 
Sarah should have had a little talk with Piper:
 
Honey, this isn`t a real vacation. I`ll hire a nanny to take you to Disney World this summer. This is a make-believe vacation, the reporters and photographers can`t get enough of mom; I`m giving them a chance to take my photograph and bask in my presence. This is all about me, be a good little girl and smile and wave at the press.
 
Family values, my a**. Piper would be better off with the Manson Family.