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Published:June 7th, 2011 15:24 EST

Good News: Old Lady Curses 'Jersey Shore' Star Snooki

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It`s been quite a culture shock for the cast of Jersey Shore in Florence, but yesterday their brash new world clashed fiercely with that of the old.

Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi, 23 , was once again the catalyst for drama when her attention-seeking behaviour earned her a `curse` from a local woman.


And we`re not talking about the type of curse so frequently uttered by the Jersey Shore gang, but rather an old-fashioned sinister spell."

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I don`t believe in the efficacy of prayers or curses, I believe only in cause an effect. A million prayers and a million curses don`t amount to a hill of beans.

But I pray that I`m wrong, and that there`s a smidgen of truth to casting spells. Snooki doesn`t know the meaning of embarrassment, and she won`t listen to rebukes or advice. Only a horrible curse might humble Snooki, and make her give up her skanky behavior.

Let`s all pray and hope that Snooki will be brought low by the old lady`s curse.

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