June 8th, 2011 15:11 EST
Hot Topless Drunk Driver Brings Joy To Many
"Police in Florida said a bare-breasted drunken driving suspect crossed double solid lines and tried to evade police while traveling 20 mph under the limit.
The Martin County Sheriff`s Office said a deputy caught up to a Nissan May 30 believed to have been involved in a fight on the Stuart Causeway and the deputy saw the vehicle nearly collide with several vehicles before crossing double-solid yellow lines to pass other cars, TCPalm.com reported Wednesday."
I`ve seen a pic of the suspect, Keila De Oliveira Leite, and she`s not bad looking in a sloppy drunk kind of way. The young lady was performing a public service by driving topless, and God bless her for driving slow enough to let everyone take a good look at her.
Drunk driving is a serious crime, but I hope that the judge will take into account the fact that Leite made many guys happy during her topless drive.
The kindhearted young woman was charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana. If I lived in Florida I would bail her out of jail, and give her some weed in the hopes that it might prompt her to go topless again.
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