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Published:June 10th, 2011 21:11 EST
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, But Stops Off At a Strip Club for a Lap Dance!

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, But Stops Off At a Strip Club for a Lap Dance!

By Will Roberts

Since the beginning of time, the caveman time, man has been the master of all domains. The ruler, the chief. If he wanted something, he`d just take it. His food, his woman. It has always been the same... Kings, gladiators, cowboys, mob bosses... Man had been driven do anything for one thing... WOMAN! They will kill for them, travel around the world for them...

Well, not much has changed, and it still seems to be the one thing that drives us and gets us in trouble.

I bet ya can`t tell me a handful of times that a woman got in trouble for making a bad choice.

Sometimes, I think the evolution of MAN is directly affected by whether or not a man scores and, more often than not, you can see man jump back a few thousand years to his beginning as a caveman just by hanging out at a singles bar. Boy, I`ll tell ya that man can get pretty stupid pretty quick, drinking or not.

So what`s the point of all this you say? Well, I am trying to help you all understand the next step in the evolutionary advancement of MAN; not woman, MAN.

It seems that if you want these days to see examples of the originally hair pulling caveman just visit Washington DC! Our male politicians seem to be proving that just because you have an education and power does not mean you are smart, and you will make the right decisions. Of course, I am talking about Anthony Weiner and his internet escapades, or the countless other politicians that think having a prominent post in government means you`re a chick magnet.

Now, his ability to do his job and whether or not he is the right person for his job because he lies, has come to the surface. I say to you folks, are you ever surprised when we catch a politician lying? Or avoiding answering a question? This group of folks (politicians) are the only bunch of folks that if they don`t lie, we don`t trust them.

Did Mr. Weiner do something wrong; you bet! But was it illegal? Not as far as we know. Do we kick him out? Well, I guess IF he stays of his own accord, the voters will decide. Now, I was listening to Hanity and he made a very good point. He said, what if one of these ladies decided to blackmail him and she said, I won`t if you help my origination by getting this funding to us. See, the real issue is that regardless of what he did, will it affect his job, which ultimately will affect us? Then of course you have to ask, do both side of the aisle take part in this type of behavior? ... That really should not be considered a question, more like an answer... "Cause they do!

So, these days it`s more like... Mr. Smith goes to Washington, but stops off at a strip club for a lap dance.

I would like to believe I am an optimist. I believe people are good. Give folks a chance to do good and they will make good, but only if they know folks believe in them. It`s kind of a parent - kid relationship type advice,

See, up until the wall -
Mr. Smith goes to Washington, but stops off at a strip club for a lap dance
MAKE NO MISTAKE! Wiener is bad; more than that, not smart. Thanks for proving guys think with their Wiener SIR!

Your friend,

Will Roberts

Cowboy Act in the Cirque Du Soleil show Viva Elvis in Vegas. Syndicated Cartoon/Humorist - Will Says - A modern Day Will Rogers.

In this modern day and age American`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water " but take someone`s Internet access away and they won`t last five minutes.
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