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Published:June 11th, 2011 12:59 EST
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Outrage! Hottie Arrested After Taking Off Bikini Top At Pool

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida woman was arrested after witnesses said she exposed her br(e)asts at an apartment complex`s community pool.

Collier County sheriff`s deputies said Rachelle Gomes, 39, of East Naples, appeared drunk and was stumbling Saturday when she removed her bikini top while talking to a man at the River Reach Apartments pool at about 1:45 p.m."

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Florida is paradise, but sometimes it gets a wee bit hot and humid. It was probably an unconscious reflex for Rachelle to remove her bikini top. When I`m tending my garden in my backyard, I sometimes don`t even remember taking off my tank top.

I`ve seen Rachelle Gomes` mugshot, and I can only say that I wish more hotties like her would remove their bikini tops at the beach or at a community pool. The jealous neighbors should have minded their own business, and let Rachelle do her thing.

If I lived in Rachelle`s apartment complex I would take up a collection to keep her well supplied with booze, since alcohol has a tendency to make her take her clothes off.

The beauty was arrested after a brief struggle, and charged with obstructing an officer. Thank goodness she wasn`t charged with lewdness, hopefully she will take off her top again.

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