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Published:June 12th, 2011 11:15 EST
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Sarah Palin Email Dump Uncovers New Palinism: Unflippinbelievable!

By Robert Paul Reyes

The Sarah Palin email dump hasn`t yielded any bombshells, but reporters did uncover a new Palinism "unflippinbelievable." Nobody can refudiate that the former beauty queen has a way with words.

If something goes unexpectedly wrong, a normal person will exclaim: Unfreakinbelievable, only Palin would use a g-rated expletive.

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Unflippinbelievable is the perfect word to describe the reality star and possible presidential candidate. From her questionable grammar to her unique take on American history, Palin is simply unflippinbelievable.

Unflippinbelievable is the perfect word to describe reporters fascination with the former beauty queen. If Mitt Romney or Tim Pawlenty released thousands of emails to the press, nobody would give a rat`s a**. Perhaps only Rep. Anthony Weiner`s emails would spark as much interest.

Unflippinbelievable is the perfect word for newspaper headlines if Palin beats Obama to capture the White House.

Unflippinbelievable is the last word I will utter before I shoot myself, if Palin becomes the President of the United Sates.

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