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Published:June 13th, 2011 11:24 EST

Boney Old Hag Threatened To Infect Bank Teller With AIDS

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman robbed a Colorado bank by passing a note saying she would infect a teller with AIDS if the clerk didn`t hand over money, police said on Friday.

A police spokesperson said a woman, who was wearing a train conductor`s cap and a gray sweat shirt, walked into a Wells Fargo bank inside a Safeway grocery store on Thursday night and handed a note to a teller."



If I were a bank teller and a bank robber shoved a gun in my face and demanded money, I would hand it over and I would even gift wrap it for him. Why the hell should a teller, who barely makes enough money to make ends meet, risk his life to protect the bank`s loot?

But if an old hag wearing a train conductor`s cap threatened to infect me with AIDS if I didn`t hand over money, I would shout at her: "Wearing a train conductor`s cap doesn`t make you a freakin` train conductor, and making such a foolish and vile threat doesn`t make you a bank robber. Now get the hell out of here before I go Medieval on your boney butt.

The bank robber was described by the cops as "between the ages of 55 and 75 with a boney build." Good luck catching her with that vague description.

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