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Published:June 14th, 2011 17:09 EST

Anthony Weiner Action Figure Now Available! Don't Ask What Action It Performs!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Connecticut company has created an action figure of embattled U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., that comes in both PG-13 and R-rated versions."


Herobuilders has two versions of the doll, a PG-13 version for the kiddies and an R-rated version "for adults only."


The owner of Herobuilders has offered $50,000 to Weiner`s Johnson to serve as a spokesman for the unique dolls. Weiner will really be hard up if he`s kicked out of Congress, he may just take the bait.

If Rep. Weiner is kicked to the curb, the Weiner doll would be an excellent replacement. New Yorkers would be thrilled having a Congressman doll who doesn`t talk a mile a minute

The PG-rated version of the doll is an excellent gift for parents who don`t want their children to grow up to be politicians. A kid will take one look at the strange looking doll and throw it in the fireplace, vowing never to become a politician.

The R-rated version is anatomically correct, and it`s a perfect gift for the pervert who has everything.

Rep. Anthony Weiner is a hot dog who loves attention, he`ll probably buy a couple of the dolls. Let`s hope that Weiner will satisfy himself playing with the dolls, and he won`t feel compelled to send any more pics of his weiner to strangers.

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