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Published:June 15th, 2011 15:52 EST
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Moron Elderly Sisters Fight Over Thermostat Setting

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 62-year-old Illinois woman who fought with her sister over a 1-degree difference in the setting of their home`s thermostat has been acquitted by a judge.

Ilona Sales of Plainfield was cleared Monday by Will County Judge Brian Barrett, who said it was unclear whether Sales or her sister, Wanda Lupina, started the December fight, the Chicago Tribune reported Wednesday."

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Why are these sister living together when they have such a contentious relationships that they come to blows over a 1-degree difference in the setting of their home`s thermostat? Unless these sisters are robots with built-in thermometers there`s no way in hell they can even tell the difference between 67 and 68 degrees.

The judge should have sentenced the sisters to one day in jail, they should have shared a frigid cell.

Come on sisters, you are both in your 60`s, you should have learned not to sweat the small stuff by now.

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