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Published:June 17th, 2011 19:30 EST
Judyth Piazza chats with Evan Marz, Author of Dirty Sanchez Nation

Judyth Piazza chats with Evan Marz, Author of Dirty Sanchez Nation

By Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor)

If standup comedian and author Evan Marz has his way, the world is about to become a more graphically enlightened place in terms of the darker side of sex. For his inaugural coffee table tome "Dirty Sanchez Nation: The Ultimate Illustrated DICKtionary of Obscene Sex Terms," Marz scoured the furthest reaches of his filthy mind (and of like-minded perverts) to share a "Mudslide" of men`s room wall audacity that simply must be perused to be believed.

Eons beyond Mad Magazine and just south of Hustler, this book plunges head first into the bowels of sexual depravity in the name of "Educational and Offensive Purposes Only." The scatological terminology and accompanying cartoons are categorically NOT for the squeamish or olfactory-challenged.

Page for eye-popping page, Dirty Sanchez Nation is an inspired piece of writing, offering Equal Opportunity Offensiveness to all. "It was after enjoying a vigorous morning session of `Rear Admiral` with my `{M}ILF` that it dawned on me how cool it would be to have a dictionary of all the nasty names for sex acts I`d done or read about since my school days," Marz recalls. Celebrating his brainstorm with a rootin` tootin` reprise of `Reverse Cowgirl,` Marz deviously set to work on his mission of decadence, listing all of the terms he could remember off the top of his head, then polled his most trusted fiends (sic), consulted urban dictionaries and cribbed from other such listings he unearthed. Before you could say "Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation," Marz had over a hundred entries.

 The list ranged from relatively common terms such as "Trannys," "Beaver," "Deep Throating" and "D.P. (Double Penetration)" to more colorful and obscure terms such as "Gerbling," "Bag-Piping," "Glory Hole" and "Purple Mushroom." It all went downhill from there as the references and acts sank deeper and deeper into an abyss of absurdist raunch `n roll, much of which may cost the reader their lunch in addition to the cover price. For how many people on the planet are apprised of such degradations as the "Cleveland Steamer," "Space-Docking," a "Pterodactyl," a "Rusty Trombone," a "Blumpkin," a "Lawnmower," a "Tony Danza" or - Heaven forbid - an "Abe Lincoln." You`ll shudder! You`ll guffaw!! You`ll toss your cookies (which is better than suffering the anty-up for "Cream the Cookie"...trust us on this one).

With his list still coming and growing, it was time to bring these outrageous terms and acts of perversity to life in pictures. "The longest and hardest task (pun intended) was finding the right illustrator," Marz confesses. "The style of cartooning required is called `Low Brow.` Not everybody can draw that stuff, nor are they willing to. I had a couple of people bow out of the project before they even began. One guy was all set to go, so I sent him a starter challenge of four of my milder terms: `Camel Toe,` `Facial,` `Spiderman` and `Bukkake.` He emailed me back, `My wife thinks this might be too offensive and jeopardize my career so I`m gonna have to decline.` This was a guy who responded to an ad on Craig`s List...what career?!?! Do you think you`re Walt Disney? I crossed him off the list.

There was one woman that also applied but was way overpriced. Honestly, I didn`t believe she could handle it..." So I put up another relatively generic ad that read, `Cartoonist wanted for Sex Humor Book,` and got over 50 responses. This time my comeback was straight to the point: `If you, your wife or anyone you know has a problem with you drawing a picture of somebody taking a dump into somebody else`s mouth and making a funny cartoon of it, don`t bother with this!` The next day, I got an email sketch from a guy of what is now page 38 of my book - a `Hot Lunch.` I wrote back, `You`re hired!`" The illustrator`s "nom de draw" is Steve Buddy to protect the guilty. "He could only do 10 to 20 cartoons a week, which ate up most of the 5 months it took me to conceive and selfpublish Dirty Sanchez Nation. About the book`s title, Dirty Sanchez Nation - a take-off on yet another sordid term within the text - Marz explains, "I felt it was mainstream enough yet all-encompassing of the general sense of depravity in the book. I firmly believe there are men and women all across the nation - from governors to grade school teachers - that will find my book hilarious and pledge allegiance as my virtual Dirty Sanchez Nation of true believers. I am determined to unite us."

Evan Marz, a.k.a Evan Zaremba, b.k.a. "Senor Sanchez," reared his head from his mother`s loving snatch as the `70s gave way to 1980 in old New Jersey. Contrary to what one might expect after thumbing through his book, Evan was raised positively normal. "I`m an only child, raised by both my middle class parents that are still together to this day," he shares, "so, no, I don`t have any `mommy/daddy` issues.

In fact, I had a pretty sheltered and conservative childhood." He attended Widener University in Chester (The Molester), Pennsylvania where he majored in chemical engineering and joined a fraternity from which he got scads of the material for Dirty Sanchez Nation. Marz lived in China for two and a half years before returning to Philadelphia where he got into real estate. "Whatever I was gonna do in life, no way I was going to work for somebody else," he states. Always fancying himself funny, Marz jumped into stand up comedy with all the free time his shameless slum lord lifestyle was granting him.

A child of the Comedy Central and "Jackass" generation, Marz started giving open mics burning sensations at the Helium Comedy Club, the Pocono Brewing Company, Comedy Cabaret, and the Raven Comedy Lounge. Now with his book on the market, Marz has stepped up his stand up game with fresh material based on Dirty Sanchez Nation. Not surprisingly, Marz has been featured in Hustler Magazine, interviewed by Lisa G of "The Howard Stern Show" (also appearing on the Stern Channel`s "Miserable Men"), was profiled on public access` "No Offense But" and the internet`s "Stickcam", "Goom Radio", "Cringe Humor Radio" and "Syndicate Radio." Evan Marz insists he`s more than just a dirty stand up and does do comedy material suitable for general audiences. However, he also insists that it`s a new day in the funny business.

"You`d be surprised by how man kids in high school already know the stuff in Dirty Sanchez Nation," he laughs. "Today, the new `third base` is having a threesome! I had a man come up to me after a show to buy my book saying, `I just have to get one of these for my 16 year-old boy!` It`s so heartwarming that I can bring a father and son together like that for special moments of bonding..."

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Book Review Of Dirty Sanchez Nation By Evan Marz