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Published:June 18th, 2011 13:40 EST
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Honorable Larry Flynt Offers Sleazy Anthony Weiner A Job

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Mogul Larry Flynt offered disgraced US lawmaker Anthony Weiner a job Thursday, after the New York congressman resigned over a tawdry `sexting` scandal.

Hustler founder Flynt said he would pay Weiner, who posted pictures of his intimate anatomy to a number of women on Twitter, 20 percent more than what he earned in the House of Representatives.

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`After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group,` he wrote."

AFP

Former congressman Anthony Weiner doesn`t have a law degree, and he has scant experience in the private sector. It won`t be easy for Weiner to find a job in this tough economy.

Weiner has two big assets, his big mouth and his big weiner. That means he could be a commentator on MSNBC or serve as a male nude model. Although Flynt didn`t indicate what type of a job he was offering the disgraced congressman, Weiner could pose nude for Hustler magazine.

For a narcissist and exhibitionist like Weiner, working as a model for Hustler would be a perfect gig. Weiner doesn`t have a prayer of making a political comeback, he might as well follow his ... heart.

Larry Flynt is a fearless crusader for free speech, the corrupt politicians could learn a thing or two about courage and decency from him. Weiner should be humbled and grateful that Flynt has offered him a job.

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