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Published:June 18th, 2011 12:04 EST

Moron Bank Robber Identified By His 'Die Pig Die' Tattoo

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Wisconsin said they were able to identify a bank robbery suspect by the `Die Pig Die` tattoo on his neck.

Baraboo police said a man wielding a small, black handgun robbed a Wells Fargo Bank at 5:30 p.m. Thursday and tellers noticed the tattoo on the left side of the man`s neck, the Wisconsin State Journal reported Friday."



I`m sure the "pigs" are dying -- of laughter at the stupidity of the bank robber.

If you have a penchant for robbing banks it`s a good idea to cover-up any easily identifiable scars or tattoos. Ever hear of a turtleneck, dirt bag?

The suspect, Richard Hindes was driving a 1998 Ford F-150 that had previously been reported stolen. The moron should have stolen a late model car that has a lot less of a chance of breaking down than an old truck.

The guards at the prison aren`t going to take too kindly to Hindes` tattoo -- what a jackass!

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