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Published:June 22nd, 2011 15:27 EST
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Sarah Palin The Quitter Quits Bus Tour

By Robert Paul Reyes

Less than a month after Sarah Palin embarked on her surreal bus tour of nationwide historical sites, the former beauty queen has returned to Alaska.

Piper Palin might be wondering why her vacation was cut short, but the rest of us aren`t surprised. Let`s not forget that the reality star resigned as Governor of Alaska halfway through her term.

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If a capricious God allowed Palin to become the next President of the United States, would she quit halfway through her term?

I feel sorry for Palin`s husband, you know the First Dude, Palin probably quits halfway through their love sessions. Todd must be the most frustrated husband in the state of Alaska.

Is there anyone who still thinks of Palin as presidential material?

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