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Published:June 22nd, 2011 16:39 EST
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True Romance: New Bride Gets Drunk, Dances With Other Man, Bites Hubby!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a woman was arrested on a domestic violence charge hours after her wedding for allegedly biting her new husband."

UPI

This story is straight outta Jerry Springer, it has all the elements of a trailer park melodrama.

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*Couple celebrates their nuptials in a rundown hotel.

*Couple goes to a nightclub/dive on their wedding night.

*Dude leaves club after his inebriated wife slow dances with another man.

*Wife finally comes home and proceeds to beat up her husband.

The newlyweds, Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler and Mike Keeler should try to get a reality show, failing that they should divorce.

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