June 22nd, 2011 16:39 EST
True Romance: New Bride Gets Drunk, Dances With Other Man, Bites Hubby!
"Police in Florida said a woman was arrested on a domestic violence charge hours after her wedding for allegedly biting her new husband."
This story is straight outta Jerry Springer, it has all the elements of a trailer park melodrama.
*Couple celebrates their nuptials in a rundown hotel.
*Couple goes to a nightclub/dive on their wedding night.
*Dude leaves club after his inebriated wife slow dances with another man.
*Wife finally comes home and proceeds to beat up her husband.
The newlyweds, Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler and Mike Keeler should try to get a reality show, failing that they should divorce.
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