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Published:June 24th, 2011 11:05 EST

Chloroform, Yeah Right! Top Ten Subjects Cindy Anthony Is Googling Right Now!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In a stunning revelation, Cindy Anthony, the mother of accused child killer Casey Anthony, testified Thursday that she is the person who searched for chloroform and other suspicious terms on her family computer." Read More


Cindy Anthony is obviously lying in a desperate attempt to save her daughter`s life. Here are the top ten things Cindy is googling right now!

*A detective to find out if it`s true that her husband is cheating on her.

*A divorce lawyer

*A good weight loss plan

*An agent who can land her a reality show

*An adoption agency. So she can start all over again and raise a daughter who isn`t a total monster

*A psychiatrist, everyone in that dysfunctional family needs a shrink

*A dating site, she will dump her loser husband after the trial

*A hit man, she want`s to get rid of everyone who thinks her daughter is a guilty monster. She will have to hire an army of paid killers

*A priest, so she can confess to him that she lied in court

*Online pharmacy, if anyone needs drugs to deal with stress, it`s her

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