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Published:June 29th, 2011 15:36 EST
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Michele Bachmann Conjures Up Image Of Mud Wrestling With Sarah Palin Yes!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight, and I am not going to give that to them,"

Michele Bachmann when asked by a voter about her relationship with Sarah Palin. (source: CNN)

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Michele Bachmann is often compared to Sarah Palin for obvious reasons, they have many things in common. They are both attractive Tea Party darlings who have a penchant for making gaffes. Bachmann doesn`t know John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy, and Palin doesn`t know Paul Revere from his horse. These ladies need to take a remedial course in American history, and a training course on how to deal with the press.

There is one big difference between these two GOP political superstars: Bachmann uses her fame to advance her political career, and Palin uses politics to further her celebrity appeal. The former governor of Alaska has absolutely no intention of running for president, but Michelle Bachmann is dead serious about capturing the Republican presidential nomination.

If these flakes debated each other it would generate drinking parties in frat houses and bars all over America, every time one of these intellectual heavyweights made a gaffe everyone would have to down a shot of whiskey.

The only thing more entertaining would be (you guessed it) if Palin and Bachmann had a mud wrestling fight. Now that`s entertainment.

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