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Published:June 29th, 2011 18:01 EST

OMG! Lady Sprays Hapless Cops With Breast Milk!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A lactating U.S. woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after she sprayed sheriff`s deputies with breast milk as they tried to remove her from a vehicle, police said on Monday.

Ohio-resident Stephanie Robinette, 30, was arrested and charged with domestic violence and assault linked to a domestic dispute, as well as resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to the Delaware County Sheriff`s Office."



Got Milk? Stephanie Robinette certainly does, although I don`t think she`s going to be hired as a spokesperson for the Milk Advisory Board.

I hope the video isn`t too titillating for YouTube!

Robinette really made a boob out of herself!

The cops certainly have mammaries they will never forget.

The jokes just write themselves.

The cops were probably thrilled when the very hot-looking Robinette pulled out her breast, I`m sure they thought she would only going to flash them.

Robinette who was drunk at the time apologized to the police, and she said she would seek help for her addiction. This story is humorous, but it`s sad that this lady`s baby is sipping 90 proof milk.

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