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Published:July 2nd, 2011 11:59 EST

Drunk 'Jersey Shore' Star Snooki Falls Flat On Her Face

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The pint-sized guidette (Snooki) fell flat on her face after a long evening of partying with the Jersey Shore cast and had to be helped to her feet by her doting boyfriend Jionni Lavalle.

The 23-year-old reality star stumbled to the ground, where she sat shouting at onlookers whilst trying to collect the contents of her purse which had been scattered by her fall."


The Daily Mail

I`m not sure why this is newsworthy, if Snooki went out on a town and she didn`t get roaring drunk now that would be breaking news.

But I can`t fault the prestigious UK publication "Daily Mail", the newspaper is performing a public service by publishing images of Snooki with her face kissing the pavement. Maybe it will teach young kids that there`s nothing glamorous about being inebriated.

Americans certainly can`t criticize the British tabloids for wasting so much ink on the likes of Amy Winehouse and Snooki. Three words: Casey Anthony trial.

What`s really pathetic is that this Munchkin drunk thinks she`s better than everybody else because she`s famous. Props to the Daily Mail for showing us that Snooki is an object of scorn and ridicule.

Click this link to see images of drunk Snooki:


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