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Published:July 3rd, 2011 10:02 EST

OMG! Is Snooki Recording An Album? Say, It Ain't So!

By Robert Paul Reyes

MTV`s reality series "Jersey Shore" is an abomination, it lowers your IQ and your inhibitions. The cast member most responsible for the success of this execrable program is Snooki. The tiny thespian is a dream come true for the producers of "Jersey Shore", she can vomit on cue and she has no moral reservations about acting like a skank.


Snooki has made millions of Americans afraid to turn on the TV, and now Snooki has been spotted in a recording studio. My God, are we going to be terrified of turning on the radio? Is Snooki recording an album?

Put down the gun, you don`t have to kill yourself. Snooki isn`t recording an album or even a single. Snooki is a spokeswoman for, a personalized phone message service that sells greetings from celebrities. Snooki was merely recording a greeting, thank goodness she wasn`t recording an album.

Right now there are millions of people all over the world breathing a sigh of relief.

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