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Published:July 5th, 2011 18:00 EST

Moron Prisoner Tried To Escape From Jail Hidden In A Suitcase

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Mexican prisoner hoped to take a trip to freedom by packing himself into his girlfriend`s suitcase.

But guards at the jail in the southeastern town of Chetumal grew suspicious when the woman seemed nervous as she wheeled out the bulging bag after a conjugal visit with the prisoner."



After a conjugal visit with his girlfriend, the prisoner should have been in bed smoking a cigarette.

The jailbird is an idiot, now that his girlfriend will also be behind bars the only conjugal visit he`s going to get is from the prisoner in the cell across from him who`s been winking at him.

This prisoner is entitled to conjugal visits from his girlfriend, and I`m lucky to get a kiss when I go on a date. President John F.Kennedy was right: Life isn`t fair.

If there was any justice in this world the foolish prisoner in the suitcase would have been shipped as cargo in a plane, never to be seen again.

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